Det är därför jag vill vara ute och hitta på andra skojiga saker...
I helgen är det ju påsk, detta verkar inte tas av amerikanska skolor med så stort allvar vilket betyder att jag har lektioner både fredag och måndag och även att min snälla kriminologi lärare har lagt in ett prov på måndag, så skoj eftersom vi ska iväg i helgen.
Vi ska nämligen upp till Asheville, en liten stad i Appalacherna och fira påsken där med vandring, grillnig och letandes efter älg tydligen?!??
Ja och så självklart plugg...
Fick tillbaka en midterm i veckan som det gick helt ok på...ett B igen! Och vad jag har förstått så kommer vi få G i allt denna termin bara vi inte har fått F i något och det är jag inte orolig över...
Såg världens minsta sköldpadda häromdagen...ca 3 cm bred och hur söt som helst, han heter numera Sture och bor vid sjön.
En av de engelska killarna hade lagt upp denna text på facebook, och ja som det står så ska man vidarebefordra den...:
POLICE WARNING TO ALL MEN
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.Men are rendered helpless against this approach.
After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."
Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "FOOTBALL CLUB" in the phone book.

(Joe, i den blåa hawaiiskjortan är upphovsman...)
Glad Påsk på er lyckosar som har ledigt!!
pöss
~it's actually easier then I thought...~
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